Topic: How Do You Bag
Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 07/08/07 08:18 PM
on your own State, Province, Hometown, Neighborhood.........in a
fun way, appreciating what is quirky about where you live.

Friend from TX: "We have all the oil down here, because we have most of the dipsticks."

Me: "I come the land of granola. Whoever isn't a fruit or a nut, is definitely a flake."

poohbear82's photo
Sun 07/08/07 08:46 PM
I don't have any goods one about Minnesota really but I can tell you that the Vikings are the most penalized team in the NFL

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 07/08/07 09:05 PM
Minn a Soooooh ta!!! are you kidding?

What about all the Lena and Ole jokes?

Ole lay dying in his bedroom. He began to revive as he smelled the aroma of fresh lefsa wafting through the house. Ole managed to gather is strength and crawled out to the kitchen. Just as he reached for a sample of his loffy Lena's lefsa she slapped his hand and said, "No Ole, don't you know that's a for the funeral"

poohbear82's photo
Sun 07/08/07 09:09 PM
lol... my grandpa used to tell me them when I was little it's been so long I had forgotten about them... I always tell people that instead of our licesen plates saying land of 10,000 lakes it should say land of 10,000 pot holes....

and we only have 2 seasons here winter and road construction... and half the time they don't care if the ground is frozen they will still tear up the road... I am sooo tired of seeing orange cones

keg_bar's photo
Sun 07/08/07 09:09 PM
Wish I had one for the sunshine state if it had one it would probally be about hurricanes here or yankees moving down here lol let me know if somebody comes up with one for Florida.

Lakeman's photo
Sun 07/08/07 09:10 PM
The Vikings are one of the dirtiest teams as far as doing things illegal. That's why they get the penaltiesdrinker

YeaBigsexy's photo
Sun 07/08/07 09:11 PM
o yea get this!!!i live in grass vally nor cal home of gold and the best dam green on this planet!!!!hahaha:tongue:

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Sun 07/08/07 09:12 PM
The Okanagan.......Land of the Ogopogo:tongue:

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Sun 07/08/07 09:15 PM
ooopsy sorry you have no idea where that is.....oh wellohwell

poohbear82's photo
Sun 07/08/07 09:15 PM
I like football but really don't care for the Vikings and if you ask me the Packers pay of the Refs... every time we play in Greenbay no matter what happens the penalty is called on us... but oh well I haven't cared for the Vikings since they got rid of Denny Green.. I couldn't stand Randy Moss... what a cry baby sad I hit a cop and now they impounded my car how will I ever pay to get it out?

Lakeman's photo
Sun 07/08/07 09:23 PM
Some Virginia people are still fighting the Civil War!!laugh
The Moonshiners keep the happy juice flowin' and the Nascar lovers keep the engines revving!!laugh drinker drinker

Lakeman's photo
Sun 07/08/07 09:25 PM
Gypsy you make me wanna pee!!!

Lakeman's photo
Sun 07/08/07 09:30 PM
lift the seat for me please!!!laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 07/08/07 09:37 PM
gypsylaugh

good ones lake!

and keg....from the speedo to the cutoffs
the square dance to salsa
billy bob sanchez and the insects are equally as comfortable
in silk shirts and gold chains....as they are in overalls

a setting for Anita Bryant and "The Birdcage"

The land of extreme sunshine and just plain ole extremes