An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring
back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:

"Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but
nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. So I asked
my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left,
still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then
with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first
with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her boobs, then between her knees but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. Why do you guys screw the lids on the jars so
damn tight?"

That was pretty funny man!
lmao!!!

You are too funny.That cracks me up!
Silly rabbit!

that was good.

I went into the past threads and this is just one i couldnt leave in the dust.. its from 06.. Lars out

good one!