HELLO FELLOW BIOTCHES!! (yes im yelling, shut up)

THIS IS MY NEW CLUB...

"THE BIOTCH CLUB".

Its time all of us biotches, all band together as one, and spread our biotchyness all around Mingle!!

Are you wondering if you belong here???

YOU BELONG HERE IF.........

1) You have ever been called, a "biotch".
2) You look like, a biotch.
3) You talk like, a biotch.
4) Everyone thinks your, a biotch.
5) You've tried, but you just cant stop being, a biotch.
6) You and all your friends, are biotches.
7) Even children think your, a biotch.
8) Your dog or cat, cant take anymore, of your biotchen at them, all the time.
9) People yell "biotch" at you often, when you are driving.
10) Your parents think your, a biotch.
11) Your spouse thinks your, a biotch, and tells you regularly.
12)"I" even think your, a biotch.
13) When people are asked to discribe you in one word, they say,
shes, a "biotch".
14) Your too much of a biotch, to even care that people think you are, a biotch.
15) All you ever do is, biotch.
16) You look up, biotch, in the dictionary, and theres your picture.
17) Your parents almost named you, biotch.
18) Your even a bigger biotch, than all the other biotches, that you know.
19) Your friends all chipped in, and bought you a shirt that says, biotch.
20)Your proud to be, a, biotch.




SO COME ON LADIES...

SIGN UP FOR "THE BIOTCH CLUB" NOW...

AND LETS GET THIS BIOTCHEN STARTED!!!

(this is all eileena's fault, I take no responsibility for it).

TO SIGN UP, YOU MUST REPORT HERE, AND TELL US WHY YOU THINK YOU BELONG IN THIS CLUB??

Wake up you homeless biotch...

no sleeping in the clubhouse!!

I'm a bastid not a biotch

First off...

You misspelled "BIOTECH"...alot.

Secondly, as your pimp....I must say, you exhibit top rate music ninja penis smashing skills....BUT,


B1tch...did I GIVE YOU PERMISSION to start up my new crop of sex groupies?

I will forgive you this one time and want to offer you a position of meat wrangler when I go on my whirlwind global tours.

No...

im spelling it right...

your spelling it wrong!!!

And I dont need your permission to do anything, Im a biotch!!!!

Fine...

move it along bastid...

that is unless your a biotch too!!

Don't make me show you my pimp hand !

;)

Come on biotches...

dont be shy!!


Come on in!!

excuse me while I take a nap on you couch...

Did you learn anything from my video??

Dont make me call my girls!!

in recent weeks I've had them suckers burned off

what girls ? nobody has joined your club

The girls in my video turtle!!!

oh...my bad