You Only Live Once

Seriously
this isn’t a joke
I must have watched too much of the food network
now I want a greasy burger
from a dive or a diner
but definitely not a fast food burger

Seriously,
I want a burger
that has grease running down my arm
one where every bite
is a heart attack waiting to happen

Ketchup
mustard
mayo
pickles
onions (yeah raw onions . . . I’m not kissing you so back off)
and cheese,
yeah cheddar cheese

What the heck,
go ahead and add bacon
you only live once
so why not add more flavor

Seriously
this isn’t a joke
I’m not spending my time worrying
about the little things
enough people do that already
me, I just want that
big fat juicy burger without a salad on it

Personally
you can have a turkey burger
or a veggie one . . . I don’t care
I’ll pass on those
but I’m not mad at you
no for me,
give me a 100% Black Angus burger
where every bite is a heart attack waiting to happen

Oh and add a chocolate shake to my order
heck you only live once

ketchup
mayo
bbq sauce
pickles
fried onions
big slice of juicy tomato
cheddar cheese
AND bacon!!

oh, and medium rare!!

i agree, we only live once, a very fun read mig!!

Every now and then live it up...but the person who loves you may want you to have the salad more often than the burger.

All of the above with an UPSIZE of Fries..