A man and his girlfriend are having dinner at her parents house and the conversation is going pretty well when this guy has to pass just a little wind, which he does. The girlfriends mother looks at the dog and says, Spot, thats really gross. This guy is pretty happy that his girfreinds mom is blaming the dog so he lets another slip out. Again mom yells at the dog. Feeling more brave than ever, he lets out a really loud one. Mom looks at the dog abd says, Spot, if you don't move, that man is going to crap all over you.

Too funny!

LAMO

to bad it really wasn't the dog cuz they can fart bad tooo