so..Ed comes home from the bar quite ''in the bag'' and immediately passes out. he wakes at the Pearly Gates and St Peter is waiting for him. Ed declares he is too young to be dead and begs to be returned. St.Peter tells him he can go back, but only as a chicken. Ed says i dont care, but please can i be on a farm close to my wife and loved ones? Next thing ya know Ed has got feathers and is clucking all over the place! here comes the Rooster of the farm, and he says to Ed...well Ed, you must be the new hen around here...how ya likin the place?..Ed replies, im really liking it here but i have terrible cramps in my belly....Oh, your probably ovulating...getting ready to drop an egg!...well, this was exciting for Ed. his first Egg,:) He had that egg and felt immediate love for it...wanted to have more and more of them...so he spoke to the Rooster and they came up with a plan.....well, the eggs were coming all the time now and it was wonderful!....All of a sudden, Ed feels a whack on the back of his head....it was his wife Edna...ED, SHE YELLS...WAKE UP!! YOUR SHITTING THE BED!!...........:)

Oh HELL No.

By the way, my name is Ed and I see the humor in the joke.