Topic: Light Bulb Jokes
sweetguygeorge's photo
Fri 07/20/07 07:51 AM
What's the best light bulb joke you've got? Here's my fav...



How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to screw it in, one to video tape it, and one to say: Duuuude, that was TOTALLY SICK BRO!!!

laugh

fingerpaintbynumber's photo
Fri 07/20/07 08:04 AM
Figures...coming from someone in CO...lol

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw it...we'll drink in the dark!

(BTW...I don't wanna hear it...I'm Irish...lol)

fingerpaintbynumber's photo
Fri 07/20/07 08:10 AM
My roommate...just told me a wicked good one...

How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. I'll sit in the dark. I'll be fine. Don't worry about me..

nusalor's photo
Fri 07/20/07 08:24 AM
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one...but the bulb has got to want to be changed!

sweetguygeorge's photo
Fri 07/20/07 08:26 AM
happy classic.

C'mon, I know there's more people with light bulb jokes than this.

How many jugglers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

nusalor's photo
Fri 07/20/07 08:29 AM
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two-problem is getting them into the little glass bulb!

fingerpaintbynumber's photo
Fri 07/20/07 08:33 AM
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they have to do it while you're eating dinner.

nusalor's photo
Fri 07/20/07 08:36 AM
laugh laugh laugh

How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty-seven...ya gotta problem with that?

fingerpaintbynumber's photo
Fri 07/20/07 08:41 AM
LOL

How many art students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but she gets two credits.


Ohhhhh Art jokes...hahahaha


One.

How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?

nusalor's photo
Fri 07/20/07 08:45 AM
uhhmmm....one? But you already knew that, right?huh