Mrs. Smith has three daughters who are all getting married within the
same month. She tells each one of her daughters to write back about
their married life.

To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly
discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to using
newspaper advertisements as a "code" to let the mother know how their
love lives are going.

The first one gets married and the second day a telegram arrives with a
single message, simply: "MAXWELL COFFEE HOUSE."

Mrs. Smith gets the newspaper and checks the Maxwell Coffee House
advertisement, and it says: "Good to the last drop..." So, Mrs. Smith is
happy.

Then the second daughter gets married. After a week, there is a postcard
that reads: "ROTHMAN'S MATTRESSES." So, Mrs. Smith looks at the
Rothman's Mattresses ad, and it says: "FULL SIZE, KING SIZE." And Mrs.
Smith is happy.

Then it is the third one's wedding. Mrs. Smith is anxious because two
weeks have passed and still no message from the third daughter. Finally,
after four weeks, comes a letter with the message: "BRITISH AIRWAYS."

And Mrs. Smith looks in the newspaper for the British Airways ad, but
this time she faints. The ad reads: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A
WEEK, BOTH WAYS."

lol thats a good one

that was funny as heck lol lmao roflmao