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Topic: Leave an ANONYMOUS or NOT SO ANONYMOUS MSG - part 9
OIF_Chef Joined Mon 12/26/11 Posts: 541	Tue 01/31/12 02:30 PM
A married lawyer had sex in his car and forgot the girl's panties in his car. His wife saw the panties in the back seat, tore it apart screaming 'what's this?' He calmly replied, "you just destroyed the evidence of a rape case, worth millions that I'm handling. She quickly went on her knees apologizing. Do you call him smart, a good lawyer or a damn good liar?/:) That's politician status. He should run for office.

Godiva Joined Tue 12/09/08 Posts: 5330	Tue 01/31/12 03:43 PM
Hey you crazy Minglers! I gotta go for a while. My momma is in the hospital and work is about to become.....well, work. Pretty much everyone knows how to get in touch me on Facebook. Or your most beautiful moderator, Soufie, can always find me. I'll miss you guys while I'm gone. Don't have too much fun without me! I hope your mother will be OK, keep us updated. Hurry back soon. Will miss not having you here.

Godiva Joined Tue 12/09/08 Posts: 5330	Tue 01/31/12 03:50 PM
Look dude... learn to read. It is not too much to ask. I already laid it all out for you, I can't do it any easier without a projector or flash cards or some crap.

MrBiscuit Joined Tue 05/17/11 Posts: 1996	Tue 01/31/12 04:02 PM
Dear Brother, you annoy me so, you have not only ruined my life, and thrown away my future. But now you tell me I'm worthless. I think you seriously need to look at yourself. You talk to the living dead you fool. Sincerely M.B

MrBiscuit Joined Tue 05/17/11 Posts: 1996	Tue 01/31/12 04:04 PM
Dear Brother, you annoy me so, you have not only ruined my life, and thrown away my future. But now you tell me I'm worthless. I think you seriously need to look at yourself. You talk to the living dead you fool. Sincerely M.B

Sneaksintoyourheart Joined Fri 10/16/09 Posts: 19261	Tue 01/31/12 04:54 PM
ya know i think bout ya all day all night hope that is a good thing

MrBiscuit Joined Tue 05/17/11 Posts: 1996	Tue 01/31/12 05:42 PM
I feel silly, why do I always go looking for the things I already got. Oh, and dear L, I spared a thought for ye today. Be thankfull.

kissablekiss Joined Mon 03/08/10 Posts: 8528	Tue 01/31/12 05:48 PM
Dear Man On the Moon I'm feeling sad .

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Tue 01/31/12 05:56 PM
dear fool, soooooooo... take two tonight? sincerely, b.

LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Tue 01/31/12 06:25 PM
Take 2 - Filming of The Cows. Cows don't balance well.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Tue 01/31/12 06:46 PM
Take 2 - Filming of The Cows. Cows don't balance well. How are we ever going to get them on the telephone wires....?

LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Tue 01/31/12 06:47 PM
I know!!! They couldn't even straddle the fence before taking the picture. CGI it is.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Tue 01/31/12 07:05 PM
I know!!! They couldn't even straddle the fence before taking the picture. CGI it is. Or we could just get a bunch of cow pinatas and attach them to the wires. Then we could bust them open and get all the candy after the scene has been filmed.

LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Tue 01/31/12 07:18 PM
OH pinatas!! Great idea! We'd have to share with Alfred, but that works long as I get the chocolate.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Tue 01/31/12 07:21 PM
OH pinatas!! Great idea! We'd have to share with Alfred, but that works long as I get the chocolate. "Mommy, can we keep the love pinatas? They haven't hurt anyone."

LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Tue 01/31/12 07:26 PM
OH pinatas!! Great idea! We'd have to share with Alfred, but that works long as I get the chocolate. "Mommy, can we keep the love pinatas? They haven't hurt anyone."

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Tue 01/31/12 07:38 PM


romee Joined Tue 08/15/06 Posts: 14265	Tue 01/31/12 07:44 PM
non minglers thank you both for coming to see how i was doing today it's been a long time!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Tue 01/31/12 07:47 PM
non minglers thank you both for coming to see how i was doing today it's been a long time! Romee, I haven't seen you since 1948! Where have you been?

romee Joined Tue 08/15/06 Posts: 14265	Tue 01/31/12 07:54 PM
non minglers thank you both for coming to see how i was doing today it's been a long time! Romee, I haven't seen you since 1948! Where have you been? lol yo hi lex i come on here every now and then to see what's been going on i'm doing pretty good how you been man?