Topic: National Lampoons Loaded Weapon 1
Nativeson83's photo
Fri 02/03/12 06:42 PM
Cannot express enough love for this awesome comedy. Seriously just about everyone was in this movie.

Colt: Who are you?

Jigsaw: I am your worst nightmare.

Colt: No! Waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.

Jigsaw: Alright, fine! I'm not your worst nightmare but I am right up there!

topherj37's photo
Fri 02/03/12 07:27 PM
I love this movie. One of my favorite scenes is during the mini mart shoot out at the beginning, when Colt and one of the robbers, both oblivious to the others' presence, stand side by side shooting down the same aisle.

Nativeson83's photo
Fri 02/03/12 08:09 PM

I love this movie. One of my favorite scenes is during the mini mart shoot out at the beginning, when Colt and one of the robbers, both oblivious to the others' presence, stand side by side shooting down the same aisle.


Yes, that scene was classic! I really wish the full version of the movie was available.

topherj37's photo
Fri 02/03/12 08:25 PM


I love this movie. One of my favorite scenes is during the mini mart shoot out at the beginning, when Colt and one of the robbers, both oblivious to the others' presence, stand side by side shooting down the same aisle.


Yes, that scene was classic! I really wish the full version of the movie was available.


That's to bad. There were alot of memorable lines in that movie.

Mr. Jigsaw: (while holding a gun on York: "In a little while, Miss York, you will be begging for mercy."
Sgt. Billy York: "No, no, I'll beg now."

Nativeson83's photo
Sat 02/04/12 12:41 AM



I love this movie. One of my favorite scenes is during the mini mart shoot out at the beginning, when Colt and one of the robbers, both oblivious to the others' presence, stand side by side shooting down the same aisle.


Yes, that scene was classic! I really wish the full version of the movie was available.


That's to bad. There were alot of memorable lines in that movie.

Mr. Jigsaw: (while holding a gun on York: "In a little while, Miss York, you will be begging for mercy."
Sgt. Billy York: "No, no, I'll beg now."


Jigsaw: And remember you saw nothing! *drops coin in blind mans cup*

topherj37's photo
Sat 02/04/12 09:04 AM




I love this movie. One of my favorite scenes is during the mini mart shoot out at the beginning, when Colt and one of the robbers, both oblivious to the others' presence, stand side by side shooting down the same aisle.


Yes, that scene was classic! I really wish the full version of the movie was available.


That's to bad. There were alot of memorable lines in that movie.

Mr. Jigsaw: (while holding a gun on York: "In a little while, Miss York, you will be begging for mercy."
Sgt. Billy York: "No, no, I'll beg now."


Jigsaw: And remember you saw nothing! *drops coin in blind mans cup*


Valet (Charlie Sheen): You got anything smaller?
Luger: Keep it.
Valet: Anything larger?
Luger: Yeah.

Nativeson83's photo
Sun 02/05/12 07:13 AM
Harold Leacher: I didn't mean that kind of involvement Mr. Colt!

topherj37's photo
Sun 02/05/12 07:44 AM
Miss Destiny Demeanor: Detectives Colt and Loser

Filmfreek's photo
Thu 04/05/12 11:25 AM
I am a huge fan of this film. One of my favorite scenes is where Samuel L Jackson is mocking Danny Glover towards the end. I crack up every time.

One of my favorite parody films of that genre & era.