Teacher: explain the difference between... Call Girl, Girl Friend & wife?
The full Class silent, but only Monty responded: Madam! Prepaid, postpaid and unlimited

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Wife to husband: "You don't love me at all"

Husband points towards their five children and says "Do you think I
downloaded them from Google"

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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.

Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened.

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Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument

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Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
Why? A very Intelligent Person replied: Women don't have a wife!

hmmm....is that so??

what are ya... a women hater?...lol, :)...we are all Not quite that bad. I hope!!, :)

Ha!