Has the beady eyes and everything LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pLSj9kXAzc


1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned.

Couldn't concentrate.



2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it,

so they gave me the axe.


3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it –

mainly because it was a sew-sew job.



4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.


5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,

but just didn't have the thyme.



6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.


7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.


8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.


9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. tried hard but just didn't fit in.


10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.


11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,

but the work was just too draining.


12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job..


13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian –

until I realized there was no future in it.


14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

I still love Will Ferrells version

you would think with Wills height and stature he couldnt possibly resemble Bush, but it hits it head on