There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepsnext to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst ofmy life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I foundout it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driverand the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking aboutputting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..