The Knob

{If this doesn't make you

laugh, nothing will!!}



A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told

her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,'

where a small knob is placed at the top of the

woman's head and can be turned to tighten up

her skin and produce the effect of a brand new

face-lift.

Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman

tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful,

the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the

surgeon with two problems.

'All these years, everything has been working

just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times

and I've always loved the results. But now I've

developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes

and the knob won't get rid of them.'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those

aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking

about the goatee.


{Chuckle}
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OMG!!!! LOL, Funny! :)

OMG very,very,very funny

Now, she know why she is always tasting tuna.

OMG!!!! I cant breathe Im laughing so hard!!!!