Topic: $50,000 crumpled
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Sun 08/25/13 07:04 AM
With a very seductive voice the wife asks her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband.

She gives him a sexy smile, unbuttons her blouse, and reaches down into the cleavage and pulls out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He takes the Twenty Dollar bill and smiles approvingly.

She then asks him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"Uh.......no, I haven't," he said.

She gives him a sexy smile, pulls up her skirt and reaches into her panties and pulls out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He takes the Fifty Dollar and starts to breath a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she says, "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way!!" he says while obviously becoming even more aroused.

She replies, "Go look in the garage,..."

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Sun 08/25/13 07:21 AM
Slammed in the dirt!
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Sun 08/25/13 08:03 AM
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Sun 08/25/13 08:19 AM
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Sun 08/25/13 01:33 PM
and it's a touchdown!!!!

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Sun 08/25/13 01:48 PM
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