Topic: Baker's Dozen Game: Any Topic - part 2 | |
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Topic: Stupid Pickup Lines
1. Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out. 2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 4. Nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? 5. Did we have children together, before? 6. Those boobs look heavy, let me hold em for you. |
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Topic: Stupid Pickup Lines
1. Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out. 2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 4. Nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? 5. Did we have children together, before? 6. Those boobs look heavy, let me hold em for you. 7. I expect everything to be paid for me, now ask me out.. |
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Tue 03/25/14 04:21 AM
Topic: Stupid Pickup Lines 1. Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out. 2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 4. Nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? 5. Did we have children together, before? 6. Those boobs look heavy, let me hold em for you. 7. I expect everything to be paid for me, now ask me out.. 8. I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow? |
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Tue 03/25/14 04:21 AM
Topic: Stupid Pickup Lines 1. Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out. 2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 4. Nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? 5. Did we have children together, before? 6. Those boobs look heavy, let me hold em for you. 7. I expect everything to be paid for me, now ask me out.. 8. I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow? 9. Is it just me or do all guys picture you naked? |
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Topic: Stupid Pickup Lines
1. Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out. 2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 4. Nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? 5. Did we have children together, before? 6. Those boobs look heavy, let me hold em for you. 7. I expect everything to be paid for me, now ask me out.. 8. I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow? 9. Is it just me or do all guys picture you naked? 10. I told my wife that you were definitely the one.. |
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Topic: Stupid Pickup Lines
1. Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out. 2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 4. Nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? 5. Did we have children together, before? 6. Those boobs look heavy, let me hold em for you. 7. I expect everything to be paid for me, now ask me out.. 8. I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow? 9. Is it just me or do all guys picture you naked? 10. I told my wife that you were definitely the one.. 11. I just want to make sure you're really a blonde/redhead/burnette... |
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Topic: Stupid Pickup Lines
1. Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out. 2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 4. Nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? 5. Did we have children together, before? 6. Those boobs look heavy, let me hold em for you. 7. I expect everything to be paid for me, now ask me out.. 8. I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow? 9. Is it just me or do all guys picture you naked? 10. I told my wife that you were definitely the one.. 11. I just want to make sure you're really a blonde/redhead/burnette... 12. Don't you love the free gum under the seats at movie theaters..? |
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Topic: Stupid Pickup Lines
1. Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out. 2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 4. Nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? 5. Did we have children together, before? 6. Those boobs look heavy, let me hold em for you. 7. I expect everything to be paid for me, now ask me out.. 8. I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow? 9. Is it just me or do all guys picture you naked? 10. I told my wife that you were definitely the one.. 11. I just want to make sure you're really a blonde/redhead/burnette... 12. Don't you love the free gum under the seats at movie theaters..? 13. If I wrote the dictionary I would put U and I together. |
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Topic: Worst excuses to get out of a date
1.) Something suddenly came up |
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Topic: Worst excuses to get out of a date
1.) Something suddenly came up 2.) My car broke down |
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Topic: Worst excuses to get out of a date
1.) Something suddenly came up 2.) My car broke down 3.) My wife wants me home for dinner.. |
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Topic: Worst excuses to get out of a date
1.) Something suddenly came up 2.) My car broke down 3.) My wife wants me home for dinner.. 4.) I got my fingers stuck together with crazy glue |
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Sun 03/30/14 03:21 PM
Topic: Worst excuses to get out of a date 1.) Something suddenly came up 2.) My car broke down 3.) My wife wants me home for dinner.. 4.) I got my fingers stuck together with crazy glue 5.) My gf/bf says I cant see you any more |
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Sun 03/30/14 03:21 PM
Topic: Worst excuses to get out of a date 1.) Something suddenly came up 2.) My car broke down 3.) My wife wants me home for dinner.. 4.) I got my fingers stuck together with crazy glue 5.) My gf/bf says I cant see you any more 6.) Friends from Mars landed this morning, unexpectedly |
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Topic: Worst excuses to get out of a date 1.) Something suddenly came up 2.) My car broke down 3.) My wife wants me home for dinner.. 4.) I got my fingers stuck together with crazy glue 5.) My gf/bf says I cant see you any more 6.) Friends from Mars landed this morning, unexpectedly 7.) i have to sort my sock drawer |
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Topic: Worst excuses to get out of a date
1.) Something suddenly came up 2.) My car broke down 3.) My wife wants me home for dinner.. 4.) I got my fingers stuck together with crazy glue 5.) My gf/bf says I cant see you any more 6.) Friends from Mars landed this morning, unexpectedly and... 7.) i have to sort my sock drawer 8.) I forgot that I already made a date with someone else.. |
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Topic: Worst excuses to get out of a date
1.) Something suddenly came up 2.) My car broke down 3.) My wife wants me home for dinner.. 4.) I got my fingers stuck together with crazy glue 5.) My gf/bf says I cant see you any more 6.) Friends from Mars landed this morning, unexpectedly and... 7.) i have to sort my sock drawer 8.) I forgot that I already made a date with someone else.. 9.) I have to work late |
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Topic: Worst excuses to get out of a date
1.) Something suddenly came up 2.) My car broke down 3.) My wife wants me home for dinner.. 4.) I got my fingers stuck together with crazy glue 5.) My gf/bf says I cant see you any more 6.) Friends from Mars landed this morning, unexpectedly and... 7.) i have to sort my sock drawer 8.) I forgot that I already made a date with someone else.. 9.) I have to work late 10.) I forgot that I get my cysts drained tonight.. |
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Topic: Worst excuses to get out of a date
1.) Something suddenly came up 2.) My car broke down 3.) My wife wants me home for dinner.. 4.) I got my fingers stuck together with crazy glue 5.) My gf/bf says I cant see you any more 6.) Friends from Mars landed this morning, unexpectedly and... 7.) i have to sort my sock drawer 8.) I forgot that I already made a date with someone else.. 9.) I have to work late 10.) I forgot that I get my cysts drained tonight.. 11.) Are you surre it was tonight? I have it down for next week. |
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Topic: Worst excuses to get out of a date
1.) Something suddenly came up 2.) My car broke down 3.) My wife wants me home for dinner.. 4.) I got my fingers stuck together with crazy glue 5.) My gf/bf says I cant see you any more 6.) Friends from Mars landed this morning, unexpectedly and... 7.) i have to sort my sock drawer 8.) I forgot that I already made a date with someone else.. 9.) I have to work late 10.) I forgot that I get my cysts drained tonight.. 11.) Are you surre it was tonight? I have it down for next week. 12.) My other wives are jealous of us.. |
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