Community > Games

Previous 1 2 … 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 Next

Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 7
fallen_wolf Joined Sun 06/29/14 Posts: 866	Thu 07/03/14 05:47 PM
being smartass to the police... one night k-9 police sniffin' mickey. police said to mikey that the dog tells him(the cop) that mickey is using drugs. mikey's turns around giggles and say "im on drugs? u're the one talking to a dog dude"

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Thu 07/03/14 06:53 PM
For making outlandish claims against innocent citizens

Copper Nitrogen Titanium Joined Mon 06/16/14 Posts: 1027	Thu 07/03/14 07:39 PM
He was pulled over on suspicion and the cops found his night gear. They were stunned over the handcuffs,however finding the plastic sheet, baby oil, and riding crop made them decided to take him in for questioning

Coolguyfunny Joined Thu 09/19/13 Posts: 2074	Thu 07/03/14 08:08 PM
Was drunk driving Officer: have you been drinking tonight? Drunk: you can't arrest me I'm not driving Officer: I'm going to ask one last time were you drinking Drunk: I'm not driving you can't arrest me Officer : did you drive here Drunk: yea, it was a good time you should come next time I'm buying

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Thu 07/03/14 08:17 PM
I have a feeling you were the drunk. Oh well time for a scotch.

fallen_wolf Joined Sun 06/29/14 Posts: 866	Fri 07/04/14 12:10 AM
drunk disorderly in public, by running around on the street completely naked screaming" i'm the king of the world"

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Fri 07/04/14 12:28 AM
And you for watching...the cops thought you were a peeping tom.

lonelyman3036 Joined Mon 08/05/13 Posts: 1590	Fri 07/04/14 02:28 AM
For crashing the set of the new Mad Max movie...

fallen_wolf Joined Sun 06/29/14 Posts: 866	Fri 07/04/14 03:21 AM
stealing my fav black dress and runs off to vegas

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Fri 07/04/14 03:27 AM
For stealing my alcohol supply, now I'm sober

fallen_wolf Joined Sun 06/29/14 Posts: 866	Fri 07/04/14 03:35 AM Edited by fallen_wolf on Fri 07/04/14 03:35 AM
stole a can of beer cause he wanted to go back to jail

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Fri 07/04/14 03:40 AM
I think you stole some as well because you wanted to see my cell.

fallen_wolf Joined Sun 06/29/14 Posts: 866	Fri 07/04/14 03:59 AM
breaking in and trying out ladies swimsuits hahahah

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Fri 07/04/14 04:16 AM
They got both of us cause youuuuu were already in there.

fallen_wolf Joined Sun 06/29/14 Posts: 866	Fri 07/04/14 06:31 AM
They got both of us cause youuuuu were already in there. u are bad influence for me, if u keep draggin me to jail with u comin to mcdonald drive way, calmly roll his window down, order burger, fries n coke....while he was completely naked.

Copper Nitrogen Titanium Joined Mon 06/16/14 Posts: 1027	Fri 07/04/14 09:14 AM Edited by Copper Nitrogen Titanium on Fri 07/04/14 09:14 AM
They got both of us cause youuuuu were already in there. u are bad influence for me, if u keep draggin me to jail with u comin to mcdonald drive way, calmly roll his window down, order burger, fries n coke....while he was completely naked. should have gone to Jack In The Box ... they don't call the cops for nekkidness in the drive through ... or so I heard

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Sat 07/05/14 08:54 PM
she was veeeeery naughty with me in public. ;)

fallen_wolf Joined Sun 06/29/14 Posts: 866	Sat 07/05/14 09:19 PM
caught stealing women underware set from walmart

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Sun 07/06/14 01:12 AM
Caught stealing mens underwear off the store mannikins!!!

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Sun 07/06/14 02:10 AM
for running around singing American Boy to random guys and pulling their pants down so they sag