She went to her husband, a retired Marine, and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?"



He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married"



She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night? He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I said:



Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."



She giggled and said, "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight ?"



He looked her up and down and said, " Mission Accomplished.

Nice!

That's a marine.alright!
Very funny!

wow that's is funny

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so i quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy.

You can't swerve me this time. Give me the job.

Thank you,
Yours Truly,
Kweku Boateng.

Guy you have gone gaga

Lmao!