*One night , after the couple had retired for

>> the night, the woman became aware that her husband

>> was touching her in a most unusual manner. He

>> started by running his hand across her shoulders and

>> the small of her back. He ran his hand over her

>> breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he

>> proceeded to run his hand gently down her side,

>> sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the

>> other side to a point below her waist. He continued

>> on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then

>> the other. His hand ran further down the outside of

>> her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the

>> inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned

>> to do the same to her right thigh.

>>

>> By this time the woman was becoming aroused

>> and she squirmed a little to better position

>> herself.The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to

>> his side of the bed.

>>

>> " Why are you stopping darling?" she

>> whispered.

>>

>> He whispered back, " I found the remote!"*

that sucks for her.

Come on now we ain't that BAD Now where did I put that damn thing.

My My!!

cute...

guess he wasn't good at multi tasking