Topic: A Fantastic Reincarnation
hellgurl71's photo
Tue 09/04/07 02:43 PM
MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better
every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party,
and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid,
you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then .....

..... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating,
room service on tap, and then ......

....... You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case!

DonnaMarie330's photo
Tue 09/04/07 02:50 PM
LOL!!!

Wouldn't that be something??? Just think of all the things that we would do differently...

CATBW56's photo
Tue 09/04/07 02:51 PM
That was good hellgurl laugh laugh

I'll take one order of that please laugh laugh

Puffins1958's photo
Tue 09/04/07 02:56 PM
hell...

I like your way of thinking, even your ending is GREAT!!!!

laugh :tongue: laugh

goldwinger_F4X1's photo
Tue 09/04/07 03:13 PM
do ya think we can find a way???

blonderockermom's photo
Tue 09/04/07 03:16 PM
Ahh, the perfect life!!:smile: