Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in. Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date? A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house. Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? A: Because there are twenty of them. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? A: Two 5 year olds. Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue. Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A: A Michael Jackson slumber party. Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp? A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson. Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper? A: Michael Jackson’s hand. - See more at: http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-michael-jackson-jokes.html#sthash.nQPTnXB6.dpuf

not right or even funny

Thank you for responding and bumping this thread.

Hiiii

I loved MJ but this is hilarious

Michael Jackson's favorite sign in the store, boys pants half down.

I read somwhere that because MJ was 90% plastic, that when he died they turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for a change.

Dude, that's gay!

Pu**y. You all get it? Lmsao....

On Michael Jackson's tomb stone it read!!
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
If u would have stuck to *****
You would be having a beer with us!!!!!!!!