This husband and wife one day in the kitchen ,, The husband looks at his wifes boobs and says""Ya know if you worked out a little and lifted your boobs up they would look good...
So a couple of days later he walks by and looks at her butt and says "" Ya know if you lifted that up a little you would look a lot better ...
The next day he walks up to her and he went to say but,, She interupts and gabs his male hood and says ya know if you could lift this up I wouldnt need your brother .....

lol...

Oh Dubba...that was a good one....Im still laughing!

Thanks all thought I bombed LMAO

OOOOOO, OUCH!!!!!!
That had to hurt.

LOL
PMS

FUNNY! LOL

Great comeback!!!