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and a years worth of free...
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Edited by
snitsky29
on
Wed 04/16/14 04:31 PM
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Condoms, because the last time
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..I used a condom from Mr. Lube's.., it had a two year warranty..
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which seems to be a little odd because Mr. Lube's has been out of business for seven years now.....
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(not in Canada)
 (I will get new condoms, though.., just in case..) ...so they went to see the 'American Pickers".. and asked them to keep an eye out for Mr. Lube condoms that still had a warranty on them... |
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were the pickings are not just left overs but....
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.........are also recycled and then used as ...........
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scuba suits....
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which when melted down look remarkably like...
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... a map of Atlantis..., or a mass of melted rubber, latex and nylon..
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even the world's most expert geologists were awed by this mass...
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So the Geologists traveled half way around the globe by hot air balloon to meet with the short stubby fellow from "American Pickers" and decided to trade it for….
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cigarette holder which incredibly was also a
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realic as those old 1936 movies that were...
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found at the supermarket....
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near the fruit and veggie section....
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and directly across from the Hollywood gossip magazines which aren't worth reading, let alone glancing....
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..and it also doubled.., as a very small drinking vessel..
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which can be very well concealed...
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......in the back pocket of your skin tight jeans.......
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