WIFE : darling,can you please change the tyres for me?
HUSBAND : Do you see a Nissan logo on me?
WIFE : Can you fix this watch for me?
HUSBAND : You now see a Rolex logo on me?
(the husband went to town and when he came back he found the car with new tyres)
HUSBAND:Who fixed the car for you?
WIFE:Your friend was looking for you and he fixed the car and the watch for us
HUSBAND;For how much?
WIFE;He did it only on two conditions,to bake him a cake or to sleep with him
HUSBAND;So you baked the cake right?
WIFE;Do you see a bakery logo on me?
(the husband **** in his pants and collapsed}

really funny

good for men