I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress and I have been married for 20 plus years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it went:-

MY ENGAGED FRIEND

The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me in a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He looked at me and said - "You are the woman of my dreams ... I love you." Then we made passionate love all night long.

THE MISTRESS

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

THEN I SHARED MY STORY

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said -

"What's for dinner Zorro?"

Did you cut a "Z" on his chest?

lol

Funny

funny

How funny

Haha love it!

lol...

NOW that's a FUNNY JOKE!!