Topic: does body size really matter in relationships???
hillax's photo
Sat 08/02/14 11:39 PM
and so much more....hahaha

hillax's photo
Sat 08/02/14 11:40 PM
hahahahaha not for free...its biz and you knw the rules

hillax's photo
Sat 08/02/14 11:42 PM
@tryzan....just be honest man,whats your taste mmh

Tryztan's photo
Sat 08/02/14 11:43 PM
Not to me. It all depends on the woman, be it that she is skinny or overweight.

Tryztan's photo
Sat 08/02/14 11:49 PM

@tryzan....just be honest man,whats your taste mmh


I am being honest. Some women look better fit/skinny while others look better being curvy/overweight. That and how they carry themselves.

madamx7316's photo
Sat 08/02/14 11:58 PM


@tryzan....just be honest man,whats your taste mmh


I am being honest. Some women look better fit/skinny while others look better being curvy/overweight. That and how they carry themselves.



exactly... like me, i look great with my one tooth and hairy back cuz i brush my tooth daily and i braid my back in those nice little corn rows so i carry it very well! :banana:

Tryztan's photo
Sun 08/03/14 12:01 AM



@tryzan....just be honest man,whats your taste mmh


I am being honest. Some women look better fit/skinny while others look better being curvy/overweight. That and how they carry themselves.



exactly... like me, i look great with my one tooth and hairy back cuz i brush my tooth daily and i braid my back in those nice little corn rows so i carry it very well! :banana:


That is hot as hell!

Nudez plz!

madamx7316's photo
Sun 08/03/14 12:04 AM




@tryzan....just be honest man,whats your taste mmh


I am being honest. Some women look better fit/skinny while others look better being curvy/overweight. That and how they carry themselves.



exactly... like me, i look great with my one tooth and hairy back cuz i brush my tooth daily and i braid my back in those nice little corn rows so i carry it very well! :banana:


That is hot as hell!

Nudez plz!


im not sure if your heart can take it there sweet cheeks... i cant be havin ya fall in love and crap then stalkin me... i get that a lot ya know... especially if i let them touch my braids... it drives em wild baby....

Tryztan's photo
Sun 08/03/14 12:11 AM





@tryzan....just be honest man,whats your taste mmh


I am being honest. Some women look better fit/skinny while others look better being curvy/overweight. That and how they carry themselves.



exactly... like me, i look great with my one tooth and hairy back cuz i brush my tooth daily and i braid my back in those nice little corn rows so i carry it very well! :banana:


That is hot as hell!

Nudez plz!


im not sure if your heart can take it there sweet cheeks... i cant be havin ya fall in love and crap then stalkin me... i get that a lot ya know... especially if i let them touch my braids... it drives em wild baby....


Try me. I could help braid your locks and care for your pearly white all while we could frolic through a meadow! It will be absolutely glorious.

madamx7316's photo
Sun 08/03/14 12:12 AM






@tryzan....just be honest man,whats your taste mmh


I am being honest. Some women look better fit/skinny while others look better being curvy/overweight. That and how they carry themselves.



exactly... like me, i look great with my one tooth and hairy back cuz i brush my tooth daily and i braid my back in those nice little corn rows so i carry it very well! :banana:


That is hot as hell!

Nudez plz!


im not sure if your heart can take it there sweet cheeks... i cant be havin ya fall in love and crap then stalkin me... i get that a lot ya know... especially if i let them touch my braids... it drives em wild baby....


Try me. I could help braid your locks and care for your pearly white all while we could frolic through a meadow! It will be absolutely glorious.



oh damn, ya made me spit my coffee reading that one!!! BAHAHAHAHA

i prefer to tip toe thru the tulips... would it be too much to ask on our first date if you could do my butt cheeks to match my back? i dont want to overwhelm you or anything....

Tryztan's photo
Sun 08/03/14 12:17 AM







@tryzan....just be honest man,whats your taste mmh


I am being honest. Some women look better fit/skinny while others look better being curvy/overweight. That and how they carry themselves.



exactly... like me, i look great with my one tooth and hairy back cuz i brush my tooth daily and i braid my back in those nice little corn rows so i carry it very well! :banana:


That is hot as hell!

Nudez plz!


im not sure if your heart can take it there sweet cheeks... i cant be havin ya fall in love and crap then stalkin me... i get that a lot ya know... especially if i let them touch my braids... it drives em wild baby....


Try me. I could help braid your locks and care for your pearly white all while we could frolic through a meadow! It will be absolutely glorious.



oh damn, ya made me spit my coffee reading that one!!! BAHAHAHAHA

i prefer to tip toe thru the tulips... would it be too much to ask on our first date if you could do my butt cheeks to match my back? i dont want to overwhelm you or anything....


Absolutely! I could do them in like a french braid seeing as to how they would already be centre parted.

We could then make sweet passionate love and floss at the same time!


...ok I may or may not have grossed myself out with that one.

hillax's photo
Sun 08/03/14 12:18 AM
can somebody call 911 coz its burning in here,dem you have rhymes man

madamx7316's photo
Sun 08/03/14 12:19 AM








@tryzan....just be honest man,whats your taste mmh


I am being honest. Some women look better fit/skinny while others look better being curvy/overweight. That and how they carry themselves.



exactly... like me, i look great with my one tooth and hairy back cuz i brush my tooth daily and i braid my back in those nice little corn rows so i carry it very well! :banana:


That is hot as hell!

Nudez plz!


im not sure if your heart can take it there sweet cheeks... i cant be havin ya fall in love and crap then stalkin me... i get that a lot ya know... especially if i let them touch my braids... it drives em wild baby....


Try me. I could help braid your locks and care for your pearly white all while we could frolic through a meadow! It will be absolutely glorious.



oh damn, ya made me spit my coffee reading that one!!! BAHAHAHAHA

i prefer to tip toe thru the tulips... would it be too much to ask on our first date if you could do my butt cheeks to match my back? i dont want to overwhelm you or anything....


Absolutely! I could do them in like a french braid seeing as to how they would already be centre parted.

We could then make sweet passionate love and floss at the same time!


...ok I may or may not have grossed myself out with that one.


YES YES you ARE my true soul mate... hygiene is of the utmost importance here! flossing is a wonderful idea! perhaps after our love making (are we in the damn meadow or the fricken tulips here now?) we can sip wine out of my shoe... dont worry, the toe fungus is almost all gone... im so glad you want to make love and not just use me for sex... im a delicate f--king flower here!!!

no photo
Sun 08/03/14 12:22 AM
rofl

Tryztan's photo
Sun 08/03/14 12:27 AM
We transitioned from the meadow to the tulips. As for sipping wine out of your shoe, I wouldn't have it any other way! I mean a boot gives the wine that musky oniony flavour but your shoe will be excellent as the small hint of fungus will give it added texture.

madamx7316's photo
Sun 08/03/14 12:34 AM

We transitioned from the meadow to the tulips. As for sipping wine out of your shoe, I wouldn't have it any other way! I mean a boot gives the wine that musky oniony flavour but your shoe will be excellent as the small hint of fungus will give it added texture.


you so get me... its like you can read my mind, you crawled into my (oh wait can i say that in the forum?) .... i do have my work boots from sloppin the hogs... they can offer quite an enticing aroma of cow dung and hog chit.... i used to get compliments all the time on my perfume but it was just my boots. you're such a romantic! and they said i wouldnt find my prince online... pffff what do they know... pick me up at 7 big boy? (omg im fricken dying here, my ribs hurt!!! lmao)

Tryztan's photo
Sun 08/03/14 12:37 AM


We transitioned from the meadow to the tulips. As for sipping wine out of your shoe, I wouldn't have it any other way! I mean a boot gives the wine that musky oniony flavour but your shoe will be excellent as the small hint of fungus will give it added texture.


you so get me... its like you can read my mind, you crawled into my (oh wait can i say that in the forum?) .... i do have my work boots from sloppin the hogs... they can offer quite an enticing aroma of cow dung and hog chit.... i used to get compliments all the time on my perfume but it was just my boots. you're such a romantic! and they said i wouldnt find my prince online... pffff what do they know... pick me up at 7 big boy? (omg im fricken dying here, my ribs hurt!!! lmao)


Well I've always been called a romantic. If sipping wine out of pooh caked boots doesn't scream romance, then I don't know what to believe anymore.

I'll be there at 7 sharp. I'll ring the bell on my sweet 10 speed bike and then ride off into the sunset.

hillax's photo
Sun 08/03/14 12:38 AM
haahahahahaaha i dont knw whether tryzan will be able to with stand the perfume,or are you coz this hottie is into you

madamx7316's photo
Sun 08/03/14 12:39 AM



We transitioned from the meadow to the tulips. As for sipping wine out of your shoe, I wouldn't have it any other way! I mean a boot gives the wine that musky oniony flavour but your shoe will be excellent as the small hint of fungus will give it added texture.


you so get me... its like you can read my mind, you crawled into my (oh wait can i say that in the forum?) .... i do have my work boots from sloppin the hogs... they can offer quite an enticing aroma of cow dung and hog chit.... i used to get compliments all the time on my perfume but it was just my boots. you're such a romantic! and they said i wouldnt find my prince online... pffff what do they know... pick me up at 7 big boy? (omg im fricken dying here, my ribs hurt!!! lmao)


Well I've always been called a romantic. If sipping wine out of pooh caked boots doesn't scream romance, then I don't know what to believe anymore.

I'll be there at 7 sharp. I'll ring the bell on my sweet 10 speed bike and then ride off into the sunset.


its a date romeo... can i sit in the basket? will by butt hairs get caught in the spokes or will you hold them up for me? im sooooo excited!!!

madamx7316's photo
Sun 08/03/14 12:43 AM

haahahahahaaha i dont knw whether tryzan will be able to with stand the perfume,or are you coz this hottie is into you


im hoping he isnt just using me to floss!!! lmao