Topic: Whats a guy like me gotta do in a place like this?
mikey5360's photo
Wed 08/27/14 03:03 AM

Their are some here who has a complete and interesting profile. Most of them are professionals telling they are coming to retire. I come try test one if he is true and i found out that he is a liar. He urgently ask me to marry him and want to stay with me here in our country. He ask me to email the account he give to me and i send to them the name of my bank account here so that his retirement fee could be sent to me. I have so many question to him and he has a very good answer and reason. I told him give me the bank account, the bank account is address at uk. but in my mind he told me he is from poland and he is working as a seaman there how come the bank accnt is address to uk? For me i will not on the complete profile but instead to skype. but sometimes for us woman we are afraid of skype because not all man we meet from there are gentle and have a respect to itself."I LOVE AND ENJOY READING THE TOPIC HERE:smile: "

Hello red....ahhh nobody should be giving out bank details at any time...the safest place to meet people is the forums where only real people chat, there is a few Filipinos here already and also a bunch of real nice people.....please, stay safe, be careful who you contact.

Sorry Funn for the hijack...community service..laugh laugh

FunnyJ's photo
Wed 08/27/14 03:09 AM
Edited by FunnyJ on Wed 08/27/14 03:10 AM
It's 5 am here. Damn Aussies keeping me up, I thought I would get some sleep on the other side of the planet!

TawtStrat's photo
Wed 08/27/14 03:25 AM
I've heard about scammers coming on this forum actually. It's just that it's harder for them to scam someone that's part of the gossip network here but they can just make a new acount and try to scam somebody else.

They try to big up the forums here and make it the site's USP but for me it's just chat because there's nobody near enough for dating on here and most women that use this site don't bother with the forums at all. It's a way to pass the time anyway while you're waiting for somebody datable to come along.

mikey5360's photo
Wed 08/27/14 03:33 AM
Edited by mikey5360 on Wed 08/27/14 03:35 AM

It's 5 am here. Damn Aussies keeping me up, I thought I would get some sleep on the other side of the planet!

Phhaffft 5am f******g P*****ies crack another beer man. laugh laugh

FunnyJ's photo
Wed 08/27/14 03:39 AM
That is exactly the attitude I'm talking about Mikey! Murder by beer, devious Aussies found my weakness! I brew beer (Denver is the capital of home brew) and I have what I like to call bottle of fall down, it's a beer with 19.5 alc/vol. If I sold this dark beer down under I'd be the first king of Australia right? I would be so screwed if I had a job where drinking wasn't mandatory, or if I had a job I had to do more than 35-40 minutes of work a night. So what the **** is this ******** censor ****? I dislike censorship. If I wanna say ********************* ******** I will!

mikey5360's photo
Wed 08/27/14 03:57 AM
Mateeee, calm down could you skull a Darwin stubby?


FunnyJ's photo
Wed 08/27/14 04:07 AM
I know for a fact I can hold my own with Aussies in a pub, my secret is that I live at around 5000 ft elevation so drinking at sea level is easy and doesn't have anywhere near the effect as it does in colorado! I think I could put a reasonable dent in that growler though! What alc/vol is it?

FunnyJ's photo
Wed 08/27/14 04:09 AM
No need to remind me to relax guys, I'm almost always just joking around! Unless someone is pro puppy slaughter or something I'm just joking around! :thumbsup:

mikey5360's photo
Wed 08/27/14 04:13 AM
Mate, were Aussie we just drink it, screw the consequences. dunno man, it actually just VB, all I do know is they sell around 24,000 per year

FunnyJ's photo
Wed 08/27/14 04:23 AM

Mate, were Aussie we just drink it, screw the consequences. dunno man, it actually just VB, all I do know is they sell around 24,000 per year
I'm sorry I accidentally hit report not quote on this... Dunno what that means but I really hope you dont get sent to a Siberian prison or anything.what I'm a bit of a hop head, comes with the territory of brewing! You ever made it to my neck of the woods? I gotta tell you if you like beer you'll love Colorado! We have tons of breweries, something about drinking at altitude brings the people here!drinks Besides now you have a comic friend here!

mikey5360's photo
Wed 08/27/14 04:53 AM
Haha, my first report well I am still here...nah mate never been north of Airlie Beach, come from NZ originally.

reahmendoza's photo
Wed 08/27/14 05:32 AM
Hey there guys..

Nice advice there from the mingle pioneers.. just do as they say.:thumbsup:

Ooohhh..wait,am I allowed in here?I think its a guys thread only.
Hahahalaugh

kissablekiss's photo
Wed 08/27/14 06:08 AM
change your profile picture and put some color in your life perhaps that would keep the Activity bar active lol

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Wed 08/27/14 06:53 AM

I'm wondering what the deal is on here, is it for real or no? I signed up the other night and have not had any activity. I'm not sure if I'm doing it wrong or not I'm brand new to this online dating thing, I'm a traveling standup comedian and just got tired of meeting the same woman over and over again in the comedy clubs so I figured I'd give this a shot but so far I've read about it's all a scam and I'm not saying I'm a male model but I'm not bad looking so I really just do not get why I have heard nothing from any message or anything else I've sent. I would appreciate any help anyone could offer, if you're looking to be a smart *** I'm sure you can find some lonely guy that will get angry and type in all caps at you elsewhere but I'm not him, I ignore guys that think they're funny for a living. Thank you.


waving Hey J man!!...Welcome to paradise, I hope you brought your wadders!:tongue: ...If not, check the lost and found!:wink: ...What you gotta do is make your second pic your maindrool ...Stick to the forums cause Mingle lurkers abound...They WILL notice your "sharp" wit and respond accordinglysmokin ...And last, but not least, don't be too quick to run off the azzholes, play along baby!!, they need love too:angel: Plus, as an added bonus, you will find they're gonna offer a chit load of comdic material you might be able to use in your act!!...laugh...Luck, love and happiness young man!flowerforyou

Kaleijoscope's photo
Wed 08/27/14 07:18 AM
Wow! A comedian!, i'm crushing in already!.. Welcome to mingle...goodluck to you...

Jarsno's photo
Wed 08/27/14 07:24 AM

tequila anyone drinker

FunnyJ's photo
Wed 08/27/14 12:10 PM
It's so funny what they allowed in the 20s as comedy, (the dog with tequila pic) I know for a fact that if you even say that you give a dog beer you get letters left and right, but in the 20s this was a no bs real idea for a movie "we dress two kids up in black face and have them act like jazz singers, then slap their wife." That was a good idea in the 1920 so when a old person says "they don't make them like they used to!" Say thank god.

FunnyJ's photo
Wed 08/27/14 01:05 PM
Since I began participating in the forums on here I've not only met a Aussie and Scottish friends but I've got a bunch of messages. Some are from Russia asking for my information but I still count them (attention is attention) I did also get a message from a very pretty girl in my state, so it worked and even more I'm happy I found this and enjoy the convo with you all!

mikey5360's photo
Wed 08/27/14 02:11 PM
Hahahaha mate, only one one Aussie at a time though, you know we are pretty full on.

michele63's photo
Thu 08/28/14 05:07 AM

this is how i see it. lol
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