In this topic we pick a subject at the top and list TEN related things about it.

LIFE
1. The Universe is alive
2. Even a rock has a lifespan (existence)
3. Our perceptions of what life is are delusional
4. Life can exist as we don't recognise it
5. Nature is out to kill us
6. Death is a transferance of life energy
7. Life occurs at the moment of conception until puberty is reached
8. Death starts to occur after puberty and continues until the body can no longer function
9. Someone in a coma or vegatative state that can still maintain body function is still alive
10. As long as one cell is still alive in the center of your brain you have not died yet

Meal Ideas
1} Burger Turds - Mini meatloaves with gravy
2} Red Gravy - Cajun spaghetti with steak & cajun sausage (Hot & Spicy)
3} Souper Burgers - Hamburgers with Lipton Soup Mix added
4} Steak Poppers - Battered deep-fried stewbeef marinaded in spicy sauces
5} Six Flags Turkey Drummers - Marinaded Smoked Turkey drumsticks wrapped in aluminum foil
6} BeerCan Chicken - Shove a can of beer in a chicken & BBQ it
7} Cider Chops & Kraut - Crockpot some chops or ribs in apple cider & sauerkraut
8} **** on the Shingle - Chipped beef & gravy on toast
9} Corned Beef & Cabbage - Crockpot boiled dinner (Malt vinegar a must)
10} Hamburger Gravy - Saucy ground beef over taters or noodles

Things That Can't Be Beat
1. Sunrise on the ocean
2. Sunset on the ocean
3. Good sex (any sex really)
4. Unfaultering love in the eyes of your dog
5. Blended saxaphone solos
6. The smell of fresh baked bread
7. The moment a baby first recognises you
8. Realizing you dont have to be happy all the time
9. Completing a very difficult life puzzle
10. Waking up

Golden Rules For Life
1: If you open it/Close it
2: If you turned it on/Turn it off
3: If it doesn't belong to you/Ask the owner before messing with it
4: If you empty it/Refill it
5: If its none of your business/Keep your opinions to yourself
6: If you borrow it/Bring it back as soon as you are done with it
7: If you break it/Replace it
8: If you give it away/Let it go
9: If you love it/Cherish it
10: If it causes you pain or discomfort/Get rid of it

OK- Now You

chocolate
1. can be baked in cookies
2. can be used to dip strawberries in
3. is an ice cream flavor
4. a hot drink that warms you up on a cold day
5. powdered form comes in many varieties. ( my favorite is la abuelita)
6. can be used to frost cakes and cupcakes.
7. in hot liquid drink is yummy for dipping fresh french bread
8. can be eaten as a candy bar
9. lickable
10. satisfying