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Jump in with both feet
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...or you will pay the price for...
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Edited by
MadDog1974
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Wed 02/25/15 07:31 PM
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Having sex with seals. Instead....
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...a bordello would be much safer because.....
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because riding whale while he's chasing after a seal excite's no one except the onlooker who so happen to be....
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A fisherman who accidentally snagged one of those whales..........
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And that poor old guy sure was surprised because he was just wading in the river fishing for
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river sharks and goldfish which.....
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Wich is just jumping on tye sea side and having fun. ..
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pretending to be in a Jacques Cousteau Documentary about...
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About how to kill a man who loves fishing. ..
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and who also likes slapping the face of funny people with his dead wet slimy fish because....
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...he's a freaky slim infested...
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because of the rusty hooks imbedded that were left....
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Edited by
alookat101
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Thu 02/26/15 08:30 PM
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or was that right
 I forget sometimes...
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....I don't really know how to fish...
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..said the man standing nude in the river.., with his little worm dangling...
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...and catching fish, without even trying..
..But, just then.., far overhead... a.... |
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Pair of pants washed in and he put them on. Guess what was in one of the pockets????? A fish!....But he soon realized this would not sustain him for long, so he.......
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..said the man standing nude in the river.., with his little worm dangling... 
planted the fish in the fertile soil with seven four leaf clovers, stood on his head and barked like a dog, and then did the Curly Shuffle counter-clock-wise for three minutes hoping that... |
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