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An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with some an Avon Pine-Scented deodorizer. Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"
"Well, yes I do," he replied. "What does it smell like?" The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kinda smells like someone pooped in a pine tree." |
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