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Dear Diary, I hope everyone are doing well
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Dear Diary, why do I get emails about marriage? Sorry but not ready for a new chapter in my life right now.
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Dear Diary, things are gravy and dandy
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Dear Diary, want is a good bait for that mermaid?
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Dear Diary, do you like deep sea fishing?
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i'd like to be
under the sea in an octopuses garden in the shade
what happened to muriel? hey purple wherever you RRRRRRRRRRR
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Dear Diary, Muriel sounds like a mermaid name
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Dear Dairy, I wonder if I can catch her on Victoria Island or is it Fantasy Island
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Dear diary.......has the diary gone insane while I was at work???
It took me 20 minutes to read my emails from this site.......crazy town!!!
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ok........Im going to check my man counter now.......
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horny, norny,horny and more horny.......hmmmmm
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Dear Diary, I hope man counter goes up for gypsy because she is a hottie and a cool person. Now, she just needs to make her decision. Is it XXX? Wait, taken by Eric
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who is XXX?????
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you know XXX
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XXX.......no I dont know who that is.....is this a eenie meenie miney mo kinda question???
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Maybe tell you in email than here, you know him and how he feels for you, but should I say...
it may leak out
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what's your name again???
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Dear diary........OMG I REALLY AM A BLONDE!!!!!
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My name is coolhead because I like cool air blowing against my head when I wear no boxers
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