Topic: The Stuttering Kitty
hellgurl71's photo
Fri 10/12/07 02:39 PM
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings
are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went
'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "F*ck," the rottweiler
ate him!"

Clancybee's photo
Fri 10/12/07 02:41 PM
Sorry to hear about the cat !!laugh laugh

countrybelle6471's photo
Fri 10/12/07 02:44 PM
oh thats just so wrongnoway laugh laugh laugh laugh

WittyKitty's photo
Fri 10/12/07 02:48 PM
OMG that's priceless!!!!

blonderockermom's photo
Fri 10/12/07 02:49 PM
Good one!!!!laugh laugh