| Topic: Why no money for Mars | |
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      One Krazy Klooch explained it on the net:
 Scientist to Money Bags Bureaucrat-"I need billions to research my project." Bureaucrat-"Is it a weapon?" Scientist-"No." Bureaucrat-"We have no money for you." Scientist-"Give me a trillion and I'll find a way to weaponize it" Bureaucrat-"Here's two, but hide it from the public and hurry up!" | |
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