1st Woman: Hi Wanda!

2nd Woman: Hi Sylvia! How did you Die?

1st Woman: I froze to death.

2nd Woman: How horrible!

1st Woman: It wasn’t to bad. After i quit shaking from the cold, i began to get warm & sleepy, I finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?

2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband of having an affair and cheating on me in my own home, so i came home early one day to catch him in the act, But instead, i found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st Woman: So, what happened?

2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that i started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, I ran down into the basement and searched. I then went through every room in the house checking under the beds, i went through every closet checking but nothing, I kept this up until i had looked everywhere. Finally i became so exhausted i just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st Woman: Pity you didn’t look in the freezer - we would both still be alive.

Any americian man or women here ??

Good one!
The husband better not be dying too soon, or he will be in for a shock with the 2 ladies waiting for him on the 'other side'!

What makes you think he is going to THAT side?