i said i was gonna do it so here it goes every1 give out some pick up
lines such as .....


was your dad a butcher? cause it looked like he took two fine hams and
shoved them down the back of your dress

I dont get the ham thing lol sorry

i really dont have any i just say hi.

ham was in refrence to a ass lol aka ass cheeks lol

((((DABAD))))))) hello sexy!

here heres another one...


Do you was your shorts in windex? cause i can see myself in them.!

mmmm i though cambells soup was good but ur mmmm good

wow that smile you have is a smile of an angel

thats all i have for now lol

are these one that you receive? and hello shag how you

• Hi, my name’s Right ... Mr. Right.
• I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.
• Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily
intake of vitamin me.
• I didn’t know that Miss America lived here!
• Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away
• I noticed you noticing me, and I’d like to notify you that I noticed
you, too.
• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
• I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.
• Are you Jamaican? ’Cause ja makin’ me crazy.
• Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man?
• Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking
"Grrrrreat!"
• Do you know karate? ’Cause your body sure is kickin’!
• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one
talking to you.
• If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you,
I’d have five cents.
• What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
• Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
• Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!
• Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see.
• Damn! And I thought I was good looking!
• My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be!
• You come on as strong as a garlic milkshake!
• Your smile is as sweet as the sunlight.
• My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute.
• I’ve seen you at the grocery store, baby; you’re always in the same
isles as the sugar, ’cause you’re so sweet.
• Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
• I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped.
• If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would
see the twelve most beautiful things in the world.
• OK, I’m here, what’s your next wish?
• You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache.
• Wanna see some pictures of my kids?
• Drop the zero and get with a hero, baby.
• Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.
• Baby, you make me melt like an M & M in your mouth.
• You’re the best looking girl I’ve seen in a while.

If a man says a pick up line to me I laugh and walk away, That was back
in the bar days

good one morena lmao

is that a squirrel in yer pocket or you just happy to see me?
is that a smurff in yer pocket...
it must be cold in here you look glad to see me,you do make a couple of
nice points...
have you had enough?or should I MUFF you up???

hosstin18 lol keep em commin lol

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No???
Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

someone wrote this I just
paste it.

rotfl

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

put some yo mama jokes into it ppl thats funny shit

Damn Morena lol you have a book of pick-up lines.`

dont have any good lines. Tell me what you like and I will use it on you
mandi. hahaha