Do you have some story just itching to get out but think it might be just a little bit too twisted or bizzarre? Heres your chance to let the genie out of the bottle or your chance to dance around the pole.

Our story starts with Freddy Kreugar who has undergone electroshock therapy. After much psychological evaluation the therapists have found that at root of Freddy's problem with his dysfunctional antisocial behavior towards religion because his mother was a nun and his father a rapist an even more diabolical problem due to his hatred of his sister Debbie. If that isn't enough they find that he has latent homosexual tendencies and so the therapists encourage Freddy to act these tendencies out as it might discourage his violent behavior. Freddy comes to the limelight as his gay audience cheers him to the stage. Freddy who is very emotional and shy comes out of the closet. Silence is heard all over the auditorium as Freddy comes up to the microphone. The limelight falls as the curtain rises. "Debbie, this is for you. Today, Freddy does Dallas." A thunder of applause is heard through the audience. Cat calls are heard and wolf whistles.

To be continued.