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You know those magnifying makeup mirrors that women use, ever looked at one of those , men?
Yoooo, there`re made by Hubble. What do you need those for, no one looks at you that close. Ladies, by the time somebody`s looking at you that close, I think you`ve won them over. they`re on top of you. Another thing that is so weird, they make your nose look like Mount Everest, and yet they show your penis, actually size. |
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Bump this one too, everybody laugh
It`s funny. Unless you have a cactus stuck up your rectum  
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be its just the angle.....
try holding it a bit further away.... 
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A guy could get burns if he holds
it too long at the wrong angle. 
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DO you need the harsh light of day to see it at it's best angle??? OMG!!! LMAO. |
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is the sun shining ...
where it shouldnt....
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Well, I`ve been told
that I`m hung like a mosquito hawk.
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is that beeter than....
a hawk moth.... I think Im in love...  
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Now you know the Ice Princess
gets first dibs on me. Wait your turn.
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Will she need the google mirror to see it???
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luckily I just happen
to have one available. 
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 Im so heart broken now....
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Turn off the waterworks sweetcakes,
you`ll get your chance.  
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now where have i seen this thread before???
someone must be copying and pasting |
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Gawd Daisy is your little ego so small you have to take a hit where ever you can get it..
Wouldn't Mitch kiss you behind the bike shed??? Poor little wilted thing... |
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OOOOOHH you are so sexy when you are angry.
Yell at me, scream obscenities,curse me
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 Stop it Mitch I think you are turning her on... |
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tell you what's sad, when socalled grown men spend half their time posting crap and thinking they'll upset others
get a life |
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See? She wants you bad, baby, she just can't stay away from you...oooohhhh
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ooopppsss was looking in the nut thread...
could have stayed here all along..... 
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