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| Topic: Dear Diary ,..the revised edition | |
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Feel free to use craptacular also. I'm watching my nephews Sat and part of Sun and tonight I'll wallow in self pity.
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how about going out with friends???? A few beers??? T*tty bar???
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Friends? What are those? No beer. I haven't been to a strip club in 8 years
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sounds like you need to buy some beer and ummmmmmmm go to a t*tty bar!!!
 I hear that men can go into a bar alone and no one thinks twice about it......
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Yes I can go into a bar alone and no one would ever know
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wd, you need a stalker to keep life interesting.
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Winnie.....do you want to do the honours???
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I need something, the last stalker I had said I was too boring.
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War......if youre that bored.....you can always go to the mall and buy me massive amounts of xmas presents!!!
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well, i havent stalked in awhile so i may be a little rusty............
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I could! I'll get you a thong from Victoria's Secret
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why not just buy her dental floss, its cheaper.
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Nice! Butt floss for xmas!!!!
Winnie.......you never lose the stalking touch.....just reach deep down inside..... 
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Floss your cheeks?
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Dear diary...my dentist told me that I could floss my teeth while on the computer.....do you want me to do this now???
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Dear Diary: I'm not a dentist in real life but I play one on T.V. go ahead and floss.
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nahhhhhhhhhhh I hate flossing!!!
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You better start flossing, I'm not going to make out with you with green stuff hanging off your teeth
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dear diary: i can only type with 1 hand since the cat decided i did not need the other one
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