Two women go on a night out and after lots of cocktails they are very drunk.

Walking home both are in need of a pee.
As they pass a cemetery they go behind a headstone to relieve themselves.
One uses her knickers to wipe herself an quickly discards them,
The other has a really expensive pair of knickers on so she leans across and grabs a ribbon off a wreath and wipes herself.


The next morning one husband phones the other.

'These girls nights out have got to stop, my wife came home with no knickers on'

The other replies, 'that's nothing, my wife came home with a sympathy card stuck between her butt cheeks which said, 'from all at the football team, we'll never forget you !!

Hahahaha

Note to self
Go to toilet before leaving club.
Keep toilet paper in hand bag for emergency.

Thanks for the laugh Joe

Good one!

Guys have it so easy!

good one, joe