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I was talking to a friend of mine the other day and we were talking about unusual approaches that a guy could use to get a girl's attention.
I mentioned the possibility of baking a cake and then inviting a girl back to the apartment to have some. She double-dog dared me to use it, so I guess I have to. So sometime in the near future, I'll be walking up to a girl and saying, "Hey, good looking. I just baked a cake. You wanna have some cake?" |
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yeah. let me know how that works out for ya.
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that line is almost as bad as ...
did it hurt when u fell from heaven! but good luck hun!! |
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Redneck Men pick up lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up |
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ephr- use that line on someone you really don't want to meet ok!
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i'm quiet, so i just go up to a girl and lick her
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Redneck Men pick up lines 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
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LMAO..... Steven
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This is my favorite to get laughs. Aproach your target with hands in your pockets. Ask if they have ever kissed a bunny on the nose, if she says no pull out your pockets and say "want to?" Lol It will never work but is funny as hell. My friends like. "Do you want to play pearl harbor? I lay down and you blow me." lol
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Cake? Yum, what kind? That would work for me!
LOL @ Steven. Please don't lick me. ROFL @ Fat Penguin. Going to use that this week at work! |
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Racing18- Those are hilarious, but I bet they don't work very well.
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MicheleNC, it would probably be my "signature" jelly bean cake. White cake with vanilla buttercream frosting and Starburst jelly beans scattered on top.
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Yum....buttercream frosting. Don't think I know any men that bake.
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