One night 2 aliens landed their space ship next to a gas station. There was a smart alien and a bada$$ alien.

They both went up to the gas pump and the bada$$ alien looked at the pump and said "Take me to your leader!"

Of course the gas pump said nothing.

The smart alien says "I dont think that is a good idea."

The bada$$ alien looks to the pump again and demands to be taken to the leader.

The smart alien says "Really that's not a good idea"

Losing his patience, the bada$$ alien pulls his death ray and blows the gas station to pieces.

Burnt and bruised, the bada$$ alien looks to the smart alien and asks "How did you know that wasnt a good idea?"

Smart alien replies "Anybody that can throw their deek over their shoulder, has got to be a bad modah f****r!!!"



I warned ya the "F" word was used ONCE, didn't I???

Good one rosie