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| Topic: The Nurse ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |
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The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor.
"In front of you?" He asks, shy. The nurse says: "Well no, but I've seen the naked human body before. The man said, "Not one like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body." "Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said the patient, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's private part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Bob replied. She ran out of the room. |
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 oh Blondey you're such a hoot Good idea paging fancy fox, I would never be able to keep together.   |
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On second thoughts .. Paging fancy fox stat .. could you bring the magnifier and hold bob's testicles out of the way  I'll let rosie have the honor of helping with the ice
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On second thoughts .. Paging fancy fox stat .. could you bring the magnifier and hold bob's testicles out of the way I'll let rosie have the honor of helping with the ice I don't think I could help at all, pisces... the ice will shrink it... oh we definitely need a magnifier
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Edited by
Piscesmoon02
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Wed 05/10/17 06:53 PM
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On second thoughts .. Paging fancy fox stat .. could you bring the magnifier and hold bob's testicles out of the way I'll let rosie have the honor of helping with the ice I don't think I could help at all, pisces... the ice will shrink it... oh we definitely need a magnifier Yeah, Blondey will have to handle this on her own...maybe tweezers will help
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On second thoughts .. Paging fancy fox stat .. could you bring the magnifier and hold bob's testicles out of the way I'll let rosie have the honor of helping with the ice I don't think I could help at all, pisces... the ice will shrink it... oh we definitely need a magnifier Yeah, Blondey will have to handle this on her own...maybe twizzers will help |
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Pisces you hold bob's hand and distract him ok ... Rosie .. stand down .. no need for the ice .. look.. he is a grower.. .. an aa .. laugh: well done Pisces .. you can let go of his hand now he is a grower? aa
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Pisces you hold bob's hand and distract him ok ... Rosie .. stand down .. no need for the ice .. look.. he is a grower.. .. an aa .. laugh: well done Pisces .. you can let go of his hand now he is a grower? aa
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Do either of you need a debriefing Standard protocol when there has been a traumatic event .. I am sure bob would like a hot cup of tea and a warm blanket ., he looks a bit shocked . Don't worry bob . ... The swelling is all quite normal  Good idea Blondey, that was intense Just gave Bob his tea and blanket 
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An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Jane asked him if there was anything wrong, “Yes, Nurse Jane ,” said Mr. Wallace. “My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.” Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, “Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences .” The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Jane. ‘Mr. Wallace,’ she said, “You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.” “But, Nurse Jane I can’t,” replied Mr. Wallace. “I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.” “Yes,” said Nurse Jane, “you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?” “Well,” he replied, “Today is the viewing.” ********************************************************  |
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An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Jane asked him if there was anything wrong, “Yes, Nurse Jane ,” said Mr. Wallace. “My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.” Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, “Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences .” The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Jane. ‘Mr. Wallace,’ she said, “You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.” “But, Nurse Jane I can’t,” replied Mr. Wallace. “I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.” “Yes,” said Nurse Jane, “you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?” “Well,” he replied, “Today is the viewing.” ******************************************************** Good one Funzy
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An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Jane asked him if there was anything wrong, “Yes, Nurse Jane ,” said Mr. Wallace. “My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.” Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, “Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences .” The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Jane. ‘Mr. Wallace,’ she said, “You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.” “But, Nurse Jane I can’t,” replied Mr. Wallace. “I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.” “Yes,” said Nurse Jane, “you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?” “Well,” he replied, “Today is the viewing.” ******************************************************** Good one Funzy ********************************************  .... |
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this is not a thing to laugh as we girls also have small boobs. So there's no way to laugh someone's private part. It is the god given and what can a person do about that....
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and i was about to join in...i guess i just have to hold it all in now
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and i was about to join in...i guess i just have to hold it all in now |
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HI
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This is the best joke I read in a long time
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this is not a thing to laugh as we girls also have small boobs. So there's no way to laugh someone's private part. It is the god given and what can a person do about that.... God is giving boobs out? 
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This is one of the best ! :) I have heard for a long time !And I am a nurse.... :) Thank you ! :) - M -
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