a man goes to the bar and has a few too many, then comes home. he pulls into the drive quietly, slips into the house, pats the dog so as to not get him barking, tiptoes up to the bedroom, only to find an enraged wife. The next day at work he tells the story to his co workers. An old gentleman enlightenshim on a better approach, which he tries the next time he goes out drinking. he screeches into the driveway, slams the door behind him, kicks the dog, and roars up to the bedroom and asks... anyone here wanna fork? His wife is sound asleep.

LMAO I really liked that joke , thanks..

lol

..i don't get it.

me neither miss

highfive!

Sometimes liife imitates art.


OH,WELL!!!!

i guess i should stop commenting
on the joke ones, because
nobody ever explains
them too me.

then i sit here til forever
thinking about it,
and never get it.

he yells does anyone wanna ****, and the wife doesnt so shes sound asleep

Huney,


the joke is, that many women get angry at goofy men that try to cover up something and leave a woman to think something worse is really going on.

At other times, women ignore us guys.


Funny, don't you think?