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English,Irish and scotsman were at work on the building site when it comes to lunch time.
English guy says, if I have ham sandwiches again tomorrow I'm going to kill myself. Scotsman says, if I have cheese I'll kill myself to,I'm sick and tired of them,irish man says the same, if I have jam sandwiches I'll join you! Next day at lunch the English guy opens his lunch then jumps off the roof. The scotsman does the followed by the Irish guy. At the funerals the wives have a chat. English wife says if I knew he didn't like ham I'd of done something else. The scotsmans wife said the same. The Irish guys wife said, I don't understand it, paddy made his own sandwiches! |
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English,Irish and scotsman were at work on the building site when it comes to lunch time. English guy says, if I have ham sandwiches again tomorrow I'm going to kill myself. Scotsman says, if I have cheese I'll kill myself to,I'm sick and tired of them,irish man says the same, if I have jam sandwiches I'll join you! Next day at lunch the English guy opens his lunch then jumps off the roof. The scotsman does the followed by the Irish guy. At the funerals the wives have a chat. English wife says if I knew he didn't like ham I'd of done something else. The scotsmans wife said the same. The Irish guys wife said, I don't understand it, paddy made his own sandwiches!  |
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obviously, Paddy was a liberal.
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good stuff mate
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Omg look at all the cute fur babies   My dad always told me if you have a sweet puppy then you'll get a sweet *****
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Sweetheart ????!!  Cat
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English,Irish and scotsman were at work on the building site when it comes to lunch time. English guy says, if I have ham sandwiches again tomorrow I'm going to kill myself. Scotsman says, if I have cheese I'll kill myself to,I'm sick and tired of them,irish man says the same, if I have jam sandwiches I'll join you! Next day at lunch the English guy opens his lunch then jumps off the roof. The scotsman does the followed by the Irish guy. At the funerals the wives have a chat. English wife says if I knew he didn't like ham I'd of done something else. The scotsmans wife said the same. The Irish guys wife said, I don't understand it, paddy made his own sandwiches! I had read this before and still found it funny
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Edited by
Funzy65
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Wed 05/31/17 09:31 PM
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Lesson learned from my 13 lost tribes of Abraham
Yes they are English, Scots & Irish  So glad I'm Jewish.  Why do scottish people refuse to buy refrigerators? They don't believe that the light will go out when you close the door. (I know, this is a very old joke) Paul *************************************** Wanna hear one from Jerusalem about the Scotsman and the Jew in a restaurant ? A Scotsman and a Jew went to a restaurant. After a hearty meal, the waitress came by with the inevitable check. To the amazement of all, the Scotsman was heard to say, "I'll pay it!", and he actually did. The next morning's newspaper carried the news item: "JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED IN BLIND ALLEY". ( I don't get it.. DO YOU )????? 
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Lesson learned from my 13 lost tribes of Abraham Yes they are English, Scots & Irish So glad I'm Jewish. Why do scottish people refuse to buy refrigerators? They don't believe that the light will go out when you close the door. (I know, this is a very old joke) Paul *************************************** Wanna hear one from Jerusalem about the Scotsman and the Jew in a restaurant ? A Scotsman and a Jew went to a restaurant. After a hearty meal, the waitress came by with the inevitable check. To the amazement of all, the Scotsman was heard to say, "I'll pay it!", and he actually did. The next morning's newspaper carried the news item: "JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED IN BLIND ALLEY". ( I don't get it.. DO YOU )?????
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I think he meant posse :-) that's the one 
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