Topic: 10 Ways that Investing is like Sex
jwaddy's photo
Fri 11/30/07 01:22 PM
Edited by jwaddy on Fri 11/30/07 01:28 PM
1) The bigger your investment, the better the market's reaction to it.

2) It's better to stay out of the market than invest in a loser.

3) If you get out five minutes after you get in, you'll miss out next time it goes up.

4) It's easy to get nervous and lose your chance if you don't know what you're doing.

5) The more you succeed, the more options you'll have available to you.

6) Accuracy is important. If you miss your mark you might have quite a bit of explaining to do.

7) Even though it seems like a good idea sometimes, nobody likes going short.

8) If you don't protect yourself you're likely to wind up pretty screwed.

9) Performance gets around by word of mouth pretty fast.

10) It's best to get in before anyone else has.

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I just threw this together about 15 mins ago off the top of my head. If anyone can think of other good ones, share 'em!

KalamazooGuy87's photo
Fri 11/30/07 01:23 PM
lol at number 10

drinker i always enjoy new ideas!

KalamazooGuy87's photo
Fri 11/30/07 01:23 PM
lol at number 10

drinker i always enjoy new ideas!

MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 11/30/07 01:41 PM
drinker drinker drinker GOOD ONE !!!!drinker drinker drinker

wouldee's photo
Fri 11/30/07 01:45 PM
11. Jumping on the bandwagon is like eating soggy cornflakes.

12. pulling out on top is better than getting in on the bottom.



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jwaddy's photo
Fri 11/30/07 01:48 PM

11. Jumping on the bandwagon is like eating soggy cornflakes.

12. pulling out on top is better than getting in on the bottom.



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awesomeness. laugh @ #12 - keep em coming! :)

wouldee's photo
Fri 11/30/07 01:55 PM
13. going up short won't get much but going down long might suck.


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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