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Topic: Thiz Maid wantz a Pay Increase-LOL
Queenbee
Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1796 |
 The Trini maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?' Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.' The first one........mi iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Marie: 'Your husband say so.' Wife: 'Oh.' Marie: 'The second reason.......ah cook better than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Marie: 'Your husband again' Wife: 'Oh.' Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..' Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband say that as well??' Marie: 'No ma'am.........the Gardener ' Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again ?'  
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Kaleijoscope
Joined Fri 10/15/10 Posts: 3320 |
That's funny...
I guess the gardener deserves a raise too. Working two "gardens" and all... Wink-wink.. |
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Queenbee
Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1796 |
Good point!   the GARDENER iz buzy cuttin' more than GRass...LOL!!!
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Neelxxx25
Joined Sat 12/09/17 Posts: 2 |
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Neelxxx25
Joined Sat 12/09/17 Posts: 2 |
When I went to school and I was taught that:
. ***** meant a cat, . Sex meant a gender, . ***** is a female dog, . Dick was a name, . Bang was a sound, . Rubber was an eraser, . Head meant a part of the body, . 69 was just a number. . And then I came across internet and my education was ruined. |
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snagglepuss74
Joined Tue 08/26/08 Posts: 220 |
QUOTE: I guess the gardener deserves a raise too. It all started when the gardener got a raise in the first place ... |
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Queenbee
Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1796 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: I guess the gardener deserves a raise too. It all started when the gardener got a raise in the first place ... HHHHHHHmmmm!!! Didn't think about it like that... LOL!!! 
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SDSCFof2
Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324 |
QUOTE: The Trini maid asked for a pay increase.The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?'Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.'The first one........mi iron better than you.Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'Marie: 'Your husband sayso.'Wife: 'Oh.'Marie: 'The second reason.......ah cook better than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'Marie: 'Your husband again'Wife: 'Oh.'Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..'Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband say that as well??' Marie: 'No ma'am.........the Gardener 'Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again ?' that's some funny *** **** right there |
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Queenbee
Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1796 |
Hilarious!!!
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Queenbee
Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1796 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: I guess the gardener deserves a raise too. It all started when the gardener got a raise in the first place ... Yeah!  & the Gardener should have kept hiz mouth shut...
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Stef Mtl
Joined Wed 12/03/14 Posts: 8 |
Why is Santa so happy?
Because he knows the addresses of all bad girls. :) Merry Christmas! |
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Queenbee
Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1796 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: The Trini maid asked for a pay increase.The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?'Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.'The first one........mi iron better than you.Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'Marie: 'Your husband sayso.'Wife: 'Oh.'Marie: 'The second reason.......ah cook better than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'Marie: 'Your husband again'Wife: 'Oh.'Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..'Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband say that as well??' Marie: 'No ma'am.........the Gardener 'Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again ?' that's some funny *** **** right there LOL! LOL!
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Braindream
Joined Tue 01/23/18 Posts: 3 |
He’s doing way more job than trimming the lawn 🤣
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Queenbee
Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1796 |
QUOTE: He’s doing way more job than trimming the lawn 🤣 I Concur.
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Queenbee
Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1796 |
QUOTE: The Trini maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?' Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.' The first one........mi iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Marie: 'Your husband say so.' Wife: 'Oh.' Marie: 'The second reason.......ah cook better than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Marie: 'Your husband again' Wife: 'Oh.' Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..' Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband say that as well??' Marie: 'No ma'am.........the Gardener ' Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again ?' |
T1ron
Joined Sun 06/18/17 Posts: 1 |
You bad..you know that..lol
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