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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Tue 01/02/18 10:49 AM
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Playing this last night. What a riot!
My Buddy says: My ex is like Nicaragua, embroiled in political turmoil, earthquakes, and tornadoes. Our Friend says: My ex is like Christmas year round, night strikes and he's off for another Ho Ho Ho! (There were sweet reflective ones too. Not ALL bitter lol.) |
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....Oh, and Kayla also said..
If he were a European city, it would be Bootypest. |
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If he was a song, he would be “You Give Love a Bad Name”!  
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Edited by
lu_rosemary
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Tue 01/02/18 02:43 PM
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You have an ex? Congrats, Buddy.
Still single and I think I like it. Aren’t we all?.... Yep, we are. I’d sing for the kid ya know This kid Matteo, beautiful kid ...I love kids so much Despite the fact I can’t have any and this the truth. 
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Nothing bad to say about 2 of the ex's..
First one I can't say the same for, But being a PG site, I'll keep it to myself... |
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omg 3 ex's, stu?
maybe 4th would be the lucky one... tis a good match. Cheers!  ok metaphor for my ex... well, I'm a widow so one must never say bad things about dead people. lol jk .. he was a good man. If my ex were a garden, he would a veggie garden. |
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hmmmmm, Stu has 3 ex's and I only have 1. I better get on the ball.
I can't say anything bad about my ex. She gave me the best thing I could ask for, my best friend my son.
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Tue 01/02/18 06:40 PM
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It doesn't have to be bad. One of them was "Playing basketball with Kareem, a great teammate but just couldn't always see eye to eye."
Edit: Although Kayla was pretty bitter lol. He's a remnant from an ashtray, no substance just a burnt-out butt. |
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Edited by
lu_rosemary
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Tue 01/02/18 06:50 PM
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and off too |
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Lol....both mine and Lu's just made me think....
He was OK except for his edited post. |
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Edited by
Stu
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Tue 01/02/18 07:58 PM
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omg 3 ex's, stu? maybe 4th would be the lucky one... tis a good match. Cheers! ok metaphor for my ex... well, I'm a widow so one must never say bad things about dead people. lol jk .. he was a good man. If my ex were a garden, he would a veggie garden. The third was just an engagement, so, maybe it doesn't count, even though we were together 7 years, known each other 36 years... Still friends, still help with her twin 13yo boys... Hummm....  Oh.. Edit, she came to Nashville to marry a friend of mine, now she's dating a friend of mine... Friggin go figure.. Strange trip indeed. |
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We were like Reece's Sushi Cups.
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He was like a full moon, he only came once a month......
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He was like a full moon, he only came once a month...... ...was like the 7th planet from the sun. Reminds me of Uranus.
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Like a shooting star, burned bright but fast.
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I’d play a song for her, 3 times a lady, lovely woman and great Mum
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