I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they Understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and Gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything Neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "NO!"

By now I was starting to smile.

Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to All the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?"
I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!" I was just bursting with pride for them.

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A six-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE F*CKIN' DEAD!

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