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That’s funny pumpi
 I want the whole pig tho 🤷♀️
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haha...You caught my eye
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Edited by
pumpilicious 💕
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Wed 06/27/18 08:10 PM
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Men used to say ‘Why marry the cow when the milk is free’? Ladies, these days I think the real questions is: ‘Why take home the whole pig when you want is a bit of sausage’? Disclaimer: directed at no men here, just a joke sweeties  Was there something you wanted to say with your first post? 
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That’s funny pumpi I want the whole pig tho 🤷♀️ some parts are best left alone maybe
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haha...You caught my eye Something in your eye? |
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Remind me to tell you the joke about the salesman, the farmer and the three legged pig.
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yeah something
 
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Milk?
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Remind me to tell you the joke about the salesman, the farmer and the three legged pig. Ok, reminding you  |
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ok remind me
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I did, but you're uncooperative
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She wanted to tell me a joke about her private parts but she said I would "never" get it...
 
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would rather chat with you
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She wanted to tell me a joke about her private parts but she said I would "never" get it...
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would rather chat with you I'm not much of a chatter
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me either
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