Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street.
He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.
'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Heart Throbs.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!



What a coincidence

A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!

What a coincidence the farmer says. This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating

What a coincidence, this is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating! says the woman.

What a coincidence! says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, What are you celebrating?

My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!

What a coincidence, says the man. I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.

That's great! says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
I used a different cock, he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'